Motherfuckin' BROYLES
I can’t stand to see you go

I can’t stand to see you go

Ya’ll motherfuckers ready?

Ya’ll motherfuckers ready?

Now you KNOW there’s no Fringe Division without Olivia Dunham, how could there be? We best friends, drinking whiskey and hanging out and high fiving and shit. We love giving people dirty looks like, “Hey, how dare you direct your eyeballs in our direction? You better turn away from our badassery before it blows a hole in your retina.” We’re only trying to protect you.

Now you KNOW there’s no Fringe Division without Olivia Dunham, how could there be? We best friends, drinking whiskey and hanging out and high fiving and shit. We love giving people dirty looks like, “Hey, how dare you direct your eyeballs in our direction? You better turn away from our badassery before it blows a hole in your retina.” We’re only trying to protect you.

It’s okay, Motherfuckin’ Broyles is just casually exposing his badge to you. If you cooperate there shouldn’t be any trouble. Just don’t freak the fuck out, or he’ll have to expose you to something else. I MEAN HIS GUN, DON’T BE INAPPROPRIATE. 

It’s okay, Motherfuckin’ Broyles is just casually exposing his badge to you. If you cooperate there shouldn’t be any trouble. Just don’t freak the fuck out, or he’ll have to expose you to something else. I MEAN HIS GUN, DON’T BE INAPPROPRIATE. 

Excuuussseee me? Second week in a row with no new episode of Fringe? Motherfuckin’ Broyles is not pleased.

Excuuussseee me? Second week in a row with no new episode of Fringe? Motherfuckin’ Broyles is not pleased.

OH MY GOD A WHOLE TUMBLR DEVOTED TO BROYLES. This is the greatest thing ever.

You’re motherfuckin’ right.

Uh, yeah, Motherfuckin’ BROYLES just got a new scarf. And yes it is both functional and fashionable. Jealous that he looks sharp as hell? Fuck yeah you are. Get your own damn scarf. Maybe if you’re lucky you’ll look half as good. 

Uh, yeah, Motherfuckin’ BROYLES just got a new scarf. And yes it is both functional and fashionable. Jealous that he looks sharp as hell? Fuck yeah you are. Get your own damn scarf. Maybe if you’re lucky you’ll look half as good. 

I’m back! You better fucking believe ALT MOTHERFUCKIN BROYLES is alive again. Didn’t you know? Broyles is an invincible champion. And in fucking phenomenal shape. 

I’m back! You better fucking believe ALT MOTHERFUCKIN BROYLES is alive again. Didn’t you know? Broyles is an invincible champion. And in fucking phenomenal shape. 

Yeah, Motherfuckin’ BROYLES takes LSD while on the job. Wanna fight about it? No, you don’t because he will beat you with that Red Vine WHILE he compares it to Bernini’s Spiral. Don’t Mess. 

Yeah, Motherfuckin’ BROYLES takes LSD while on the job. Wanna fight about it? No, you don’t because he will beat you with that Red Vine WHILE he compares it to Bernini’s Spiral. Don’t Mess. 

The ladies love Motherfuckin’ BROYLES. And he loves them right back, but in a polite and respectful manner. He will buy you dinner and expect nothing in return, except for some delightful conversation and maybe a consensual hug. Broyles is a motherfuckin’ gentleman. 

The ladies love Motherfuckin’ BROYLES. And he loves them right back, but in a polite and respectful manner. He will buy you dinner and expect nothing in return, except for some delightful conversation and maybe a consensual hug. Broyles is a motherfuckin’ gentleman.